"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said 'NO!' And she lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping,drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever thehell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had manylovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went tothe theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie thatwent up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and lookedfabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. "The End"
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