Showing posts with label lessons for the male species. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lessons for the male species. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dear Buzygurl

I just found this in my box. It's from a few weeks ago. Check back here to find out the reason he sent me this question.

Dear Buzygurl,
while i was hibernating from the cold, i came across your blog
so, educate me.
what would be the appropriate way to approach a fashionista, sitting in a booth, surrounded by friends?
Anonymous
(not really but let's keep it private ;o) )

Dear Anonymous,

Thanks for checking out my blog. I honestly can't tell you what the appropriate way is. Everyone is different . However, I can definately tell you where Mr. Show Off went wrong, so that you can stay clear of those actions.

1) He showed off to the wrong girls . It's obvious that he wanted to talk to one of us. At least. His actions were probably the equivalent of going fishing. He wears the gold (the worm on the rod) and we will immediately be attracted to him (the fish eats the worm) . Well at least that was what he thought. He tried it with the wrong girls. If that is what he wanted to achieve, he should have moved his way over to the attention whores that were across from us.

2) He stood around regardless of being ignored. If he was hanging around a group of people who were not trying to make a conversation with him, why did he not leave? Humans have intuition. When you have that feeling that people don't want you around, your instinct is to say " Fuck them" and move on. Instead of leaving he kept on trying to dance and rub his "it which shall not be named" on any girl who had her back turned. He did not even ask to dance! He figured that we were OK with it. ( YUK i could only imagine what a relationship with this guy would be like.) This caused us to make it REALLY obvious that we did not want to dance with him. Why did he not leave and look for someone else who would of enjoyed that. For example , the attention whores.

3) He knew we were the same girls that were ignoring him from the last party. Uh Hello .... why was he still around us.

4) He walked inside the booth in between people that were carrying a conversation with me to pull me out to dance and grabbed my hand. Wow. Dude was bold. He probably thought that because there were people around, that I was not going to shut him down. I did not care. I shut him down. He also should know better than to touch a woman's hand without her permission.

The point is that if a man wants to attract a certain kind of female , there is a certain way he must act. In this case, he wanted to attract the women who obviously carried themselves correct but failed because he only knew how to attract the attention whores. Had he been aware that not all girls are attention whores he might have had a different approach from the beginning.

BuzyGurl

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Showoff

I'm at this event the other night hanging out with a group of girls.
"I hate it when men have jewelery. I hate it more when men have all their jewelery on one arm and ONLY use that arm for everything."
That was one of the girls. I did not realize who she was talking about until I saw the dude with the button down and a gold chain hanging from his neck. I mean to each it's own, but you can clearly tell when a dude is showing off his chain. They make it so obvious. He passed his jacket to one of the girls using his heavily decorated hand. I thought she knew him, turned out she did not and she just threw the jacket on to the seat.
Mr. T kept trying to dance with us. We would all do the "stop when you see someone you don't like dancing toward you " move. Of course he did not get it and kept on. We finally left.
Oh no, the story is not over yet. We head to this other spot like a few hours later. I spot the dude from the side of my eye. "OH NO ! " I thought. He freakin' walked his way over to me and grabbed my hand to pull me out to dance. "NO!" I said as I pulled my hand away. He turned around and walked away. I did not feel bad at all . How dare he come touch me. That's a big no. You don't know me don't grab me simple as that. Who the hell did he think he was?
The Story still does not end. The dude came again . This time behind the booth I was sitting in and asked me if I thought I was too good. " No , I'm not that kind of person. You are just rude. How dare you come to someone's table and attempt to a pull a girl out not even knowing what the situation is. I could be dating someone at this table. (of course I wasn't dating anyone , but what if I was? GOSH!)." He did not let me finish, he said " Oh please! He has a bottle of Sky Vodka ( i really don't remember what the vodka he said was but who cares?). "
I just laughed . It's amazing how some dudes think that pretty girls are gold diggers. He's dead wrong.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

This is kind of messed up

But I am so not feeling men right now. This is a convo that is going on through aim as I copy and paste:

Him: hey
Me: Hey Hey
Him : What you up to
Me: Working
Him: Word that's what's up
Me: Im sleepy lol
Him : awww
Him: I would give you a massage but you don't want me to so I guess
Me: LOL LOL
Me: I hate when guys say that
Him: olol
Me: You guys all say that shit
Him : Im joking though
Me:Think of something new
Him: I would give you one if you were next to me
Me: LOL
Me: Oh God
Him : People say I give good massages
Him: Its what I do best
Him: I did take a course in it
Him: How about I would love to cuddle with you
Him: Sweatpants
Him: Confy baggy T
Him: Comfy
Him: lol
Him: movie and pop corn
Me: How about you would like to take me to a nice restuarant?
Me: LOL
Him: While spooning
Him: Your right
Me: havent heard that one yet
Him: French or Italian
Me: Italian
Him: Red or white
Me: wine?
Him: no
Him : my shirt
Him: of course wine
Me: lol red
Him: How about a vina borgia circa 2005 or 2004
Him : those were good years
Him : or are you a bordeaux kinda girl
Me: did you google that ?

10 minutes later :

Him: thats fine
Him: and no
Him: i was looking for the bottle in my wine cellar
Me: lol ok if you say so
Him: ok
Him: well
Him : i guess ill talk to you some other time
Him:by the way you never answered my question
Me: what question
Him: or are you a bordeaux kinda girl
Him: by the way you never sent me the pix from that night
Me: Dude I dont have a wine cellar so i dont know about wine off the top of my head
Him: ok its the difference between a darker heavier tartier wine
Me: its either pinot noir or pino g.
Him: and a light fruity
Him: pino g is a white
Me: I know its a white
Him: oh im sorry
Me: its what I drink when i choose white
Him: oh
Him: you should try a Charmy white wine
Him: Charmy has had great success in the Wine world lately
Him: their a domestic wine
Me: Tru
Him: very well crafted and aged
Me: what are you doing right now i would love to go see your wine cellar
Him: really you would?
Me: yeah right now
Me:its raining why not
Him: well i have a paper due tuesday that im finishing up on ______(blank to protect his identity)
HIM: and i have a test i have to take before noon tomorow that i have to submit and im on the short answers that are kicking my ass
Me: DARN it I really wanted to go see the wine cellar and get that massage
Him: oh really
Him: maybe ill grab a bottle one of these days and we share it together
have a private wine tasting
Him: are you messing with me or being honest?
Me: what do you think ?
Him: your messing with me?
(He sends me a naked photo)
Him: Hold on to that
( I dont answer)
Him : Is everything ok ?
Me: Sorry I had to re collect myself but I am still wondering why this picture is relevant to our conversation
Him : its not
Him: hah
Him: lol
Him: i just wanted to see what you would say
Him: and i got the answer right
Him: awkward
Him: ill talk to you muahz later
Him: gove me a call if your bored thats if you still have my #

Monday, November 24, 2008

Men and their EGOs


I took a cab to the train station this morning . I do this a lot and I definitely know the fastest route to getting there . Welllllll the MAN that picked me up this morning , insisted that his way was faster and that there was no entrance on 205th and Perry . UUGH DUUDE i go in through that entrance EVERYDAY.  How the hell is he going to tell me there isn't one ? Am I imagining going down the stairs and onto the train every morning ? Of course I missed the train because we didn't get there on time. I just don't understand why men , especially Dominican men don't give us any credit for knowing something they don't know about. What a damn Moron ! 

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I find it funny ...

When I date someone I really like and they look hot to me . Once they start acting up and they are not worth any of my time they start to look like this :

Friday, September 5, 2008

AHHHH SHIT .

My girl couldn't have said it better ... "I AM AN INDEPENDENT SINGLE MOTHER WHO DEPENDS ON NO1 2 LIVE MY LIFE.I GIVE RESPECT & I DEMAND IT IN RETURN.IF U CAN'T DEAL WIT DAT THEN U GOTTA GO! " I spotted this on her Myspace Status this morning . If only most of the bronx thought this way .

Thursday, July 31, 2008

A lesson for the FELLAS

learn to appreciate the woman who is there for you. Stop believing that she will always come back to you every time you want her to. She can only take so much and she is worth a lot more. There are plenty of other men that will know shes a good woman when they meet her, and one of them will be able to provide the love you never gave her. When you see her happy with the one who appreciates and loves her... just remember that you were the one that let her go and you are now sad and alone .

Thursday, July 10, 2008

I decided to be nice ...

I was going to put this guy on blast by adding the pic he sent of himself via text message but then decided not to. Well I actually did and erased it because I felt bad. Just the kind of person I am... But I do have to write about his doings. He sent me a text message with a picture of his shirtless body and thanks to my blackberry I saw how many other people he sent it to. YEAh what a dummy. So I responded with :

"Are you serious? I'm a mature woman and opening things like this is a waste of time for me cause I have other important things to open on my phone (in fact I don't even know why I'm even writing back ) I am actually getting a kick of how men want women to feel like they are making a women feel "special" by sending a bunch of women the same half naked pic. Yes HIS NAME HERE , the other numbers are available to me. congrats for you immaturity!"

After a while he responds with some sorry ass excuse saying that he has a cast on ( he does he sent me a pic) and that he meant to send it to his ex girl friend ( meanwhile there were like FOUR numbers on that shit) . I had to leave the office to go outside and let out a loud ass laugh ... Yes people thought I was crazy. Then he texted me that he's diggin my Hard to get bit. I told him to delete my number. You would think he would stop writing after that one, But no. He decides to say "I'll delete your number if you want me to , but just give me the go ahead" I responded "I did". Yes and he continues to write ...

Lesson of the Day :
Do text your naked pic to multiple people at the same time. You will look plain stupid.